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Hello world!

August 3, 2008 by David

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In Case You Wanted to Know…
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Notes From the Universe

David, have you been leaning on me lately?

A lot?

For absolutely EVERYTHING?

Day and night, rain or shine, Gummi Bears or Gucci?

Just checkin' -
The Universe

Too often, David, the only difference between HAVE and HAVE NOT depends on whether or not the initial request was followed by a thank you, yee-haa, and action, rather than a question mark, timidity, and TV.

Don't ask. Give thanks. Bust a move.

Yo -
The Universe

A flower doesn't turn toward the sun because it needs to, but because it wants to, and so the process is effortless and joyful.

All things considered, David, what do you WANT?

The Universe

Actually, David, it's not that most people don't have much, and they just want a little.

It's that they have it all, and they just want a little.

You too.

Oh my -
The Universe

You do realize, David, that your batting average is 100% when it comes to prevailing in adversity, setbacks, challenges, and recessions?

No wonder you're so famous here.

Mwah, baby -
The Universe

These are the times, David, when hopes are dashed and chaos abounds, that golden opportunities, prized ideas, and new friends emerge into the view of all, but are only seen by the few who look.

Let's go crazy,
The Universe

When you visualize a great dream of yours coming true, David, what do you imagine?

Do you see yourself jumping up and down, doing the happy dance, looking to the sky, and shrieking, "THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"? Can you feel the skin on your face stretch as you smile from ear to ear, or the palm of your hands sting as you slap more high-fives? Can you feel the phone in your hand as you dial your best friends?

Yeah, I think you should.

"Very should,"
The Universe

Just thought you should know, David, you're one of my favorite people of all time.

Shhhhh -
The Universe

Ever notice how, when someone dreams of happiness, abundance, health, romance, or friendship, they never have to wonder if it's in their best interest?

But when someone dreams of a specific house, employer, love interest, deadline, dollar amount, or diet fad, they often end up contradicting themselves?

Keep your "end results" general, . Everything else is just a how.

To the big picture,
The Universe

David, the Chinese say, "The best time to plant a tree was always 20 years ago. The second best time is always today."

Funny how planting trees and taking action on the life of your dreams are the same that way.

The Universe
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